HUMAN IS A PUZZLE
QUARTETS QUATRAINS QUANDARIES
DOCTORATES TAKE TOP DOLLAR--
FIVE STARS ON SUNDAYS
DON'T MAKE ME START LISTING THINGS
1. NOBODY LOVES ERIS
2. HUMAN ARE THE ONLY ONE THAT COULD EVER LOVE SUCH AN ERIS
SO FORTH AND SO FORTH
HAPPY MINING! ERIS
II.
Dear Sirs:
The International Committee on Nomenclature, Semantics, and Coinage has come to the conclusion that, in the best interests of your community and of humanity as a whole, the system would be considerably more streamlined if, from this point forward, you were referred to purely by the degrees you have earned. A college degree will now superimpose itself over names. This is for everyone's benefit. Those without earned degrees will not be affected at this time.
We thank you for your cooperation and willingness to assist in this matter.
Quite Sincerely,
Your Friends at the ICNSC.
The International Committee on Nomenclature, Semantics, and Coinage has come to the conclusion that, in the best interests of your community and of humanity as a whole, the system would be considerably more streamlined if, from this point forward, you were referred to purely by the degrees you have earned. A college degree will now superimpose itself over names. This is for everyone's benefit. Those without earned degrees will not be affected at this time.
We thank you for your cooperation and willingness to assist in this matter.
Quite Sincerely,
Your Friends at the ICNSC.
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