Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Twelve Amps, John..

I feel like that one guy from Apollo 13. There's the scene where they're all in the planning room, and the flight director is taking suggestions as to what to do with the ship to get it back to earth. All of a sudden, this guys stands up and makes it known that they have to cut back on power usage immediately in order to keep the command module working for reentry. Even though everybody hates the idea, they know he's right. Barring a conspiracy, Apollo 13 made it back home.

I'm on the U.S.S. Western World. With our current way of making music, we are going to run out of new songs far before we splashdown. We need to turn almost everything off. LPs should be illegalised, and EPs should me limited to 2 songs, maximum. Artists must be limited to releasing one of these every two years at the most. Otherwise, we're going to, like, blow up in space or something.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

OK, folks, this is a serious situation here! We have code Orange Defcon 54 Delta, so get your game faces on!